The iconic Hotel Zed Nooner package returns with a brand new theme sure to make your heart (and other parts) flutter! This year, we’re busting boring Valentine’s Day plans with an educational and sex-positive deal at Hotel Zed, inviting you and your beloved to celebrate your connection…with some education. Anyone for a little librarian role play? The “Love & Learn” Nooner offers an afternoon stay in our sexy-retro rooms and a private 60-minute session with acclaimed sex coach and educator Maxine Fischer, in advance of your stay. Also in February, we’ll be hosting three free in-person workshops open to all at Hotel Zed Victoria.

The Juicy Nooner Details

Our Love & Learn Nooner package is all about embracing sex-positivity and intimate learning. Yes, we want you to get down and dirty in the middle of the day, AND gain insights into your love life. That’s why we’ve teamed up with acclaimed sex coach and educator Maxine Fischer to offer you an unforgettable experience.

Here’s What You Get:

  • A private retro-chic room with a luxurious king-size bed from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Friday, February 14th, 2025.
  • A 60-minute private session with Sex Educator and Coach Maxine Fischer. This private session will happen before your Nooner stay, and can be in-person for Victoria guests or virtual. It’s your chance to explore topics like desire mapping, improving communication, expanding pleasure, and overcoming blocks of arousal. When you book your Nooner package, you’ll get info on how to connect directly with Maxine to schedule your session.

Pricing and Availability

  • Get your Nooner package for $169.
  • Wanna spend the whole night?! Upgrade to a full night’s stay for an additional $69 (see what we did there).
  • The Love & Learn Nooner package is only available on February 14, 2025.
  • Reserve your room at any Zed location (Tofino, Kelowna, Victoria). Spaces are limited — book now!
  • Booking is open now until February 11. Don’t miss this!

Free, Sexy Workshops at Hotel Zed Victoria

Can’t make it for the Nooner package? Don’t get your knickers in a knot! Hotel Zed Victoria is hosting three in-person workshops in February facilitated by the one and only Maxine Fischer. Whether you’re a guest or a local looking to learn, you’ll want to make space in your calendar from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. and meet us in Grandma’s Basement to dive into these topics:

  1. Thursday, February 6: Rekindling the Spark – For new parents and people in long-term relationships.
  2. Thursday, February 13: Decoding Desire – For singles and couples who want to increase desire and pleasure.
  3. Thursday, February 20: Intro to Kink – For all rebels curious about BDSM and a safe space to ask your burning questions about all things kink.

Registration is required for these tantalizing workshops, so register today to save your spot! Oh, and more great news, workshop attendees can book a room at Hotel Zed Victoria for a discounted rate of $109. Talk about a smart and sexy date night!

Maxine Fischer: Somatic Sex and Intimacy Educator and Coach

Maxine Fischer is a certified Somatic Sex Educator, with the last 12 years spent working with individuals and couples. She brings a holistic and trauma-informed approach to her work, with emphasis on embodied learning and play. She’s a graduated coach with an ICF-certified program and has completed her Advanced year of study with Somatic Experiencing International.

She supports a wide diversity of people, including queer, poly, and neurospicy identities, to connect with the magic in their bodies and have the best sex of their lives.

Learn more at bodybeloved.ca

Why Choose the Nooner??

If you missed out on Nooners past, like the Shaggin’ Wagon or the Self-Love Celebration, you’ll want to get in on the action this year — and there’s a LOT of action waiting to happen!

At Hotel Zed, we believe that embracing connection is more exciting than cliché roses. Our Love & Learn Nooner package is the rebellious answer to tacky or gimmicky Valentine’s Day plans. It’s a chance to celebrate intimacy and healthy sexual connection with your main squeeze in a fun, educational setting.

All Rebels Welcome

Hotel Zed remains a safe space for all rebels. The Love & Learn Nooner was created for adults in consenting relationships, no matter what that looks like for you. We believe Valentine’s Day should celebrate queer love, and all of the colors on the LGBTQ2IA+ rainbow, including poly relationships. We’ve intentionally partnered with Maxine Fischer, a certified Sex Educator and Coach who specializes in all forms of sexuality to ensure that this package can bring value to all sorts of relationships this Valentine’s Day.

Book Your Nooner Now!

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to learn, love, and indulge in a little afternoon delight. Book your Love & Learn Nooner package today and get ready for a Valentine’s Day that’s anything but boring! Availability is limited for our Nooner, so come as you are, bring your curiosity, and let’s celebrate love in all its forms!


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